Yamamori Wolves go to the Beach!

[Kiba]

\\-- This is the pack's day out! They're going to the beach! But will they're lazy Alphess really take them? --//

((Not all names will be used -- Don't know many personalities. Rhapsody, Akki, and Toorima (and Kiba) are like the only names o.o Sorry. Oh, and dear Kyler -pets- Sorry Xaden and all of you. Though, when I mention --The Pack-- That's ALL of us ^.^;;; ))

A dark hued fea trotted up, sighing. Must we go to the beach now? she complained. Her eager pack nodded, wagging their tails. Oh please, Toorima! Rhapsody pleaded. Pleeeaasseeee?! Kiba whined. Akki rolled her eyes, Shall...maim....them....all... she thought. A little pup bounced forward. Please alphess Toorima! he pleaded. Toorima sighed, ears drooped. Okay Koani. Okay all of you, c'mon... All the eager wolves followed their alphess, happy. But what's this, she fell? Only one paw over the pack bounderies? Rhapsody and Kiba raced to her side. I can't go any further! Too tired... she panted. Koani co.cked his head. But we've only reached the pack bounderies! he cried. Oh! Sorry! she hopped up and pranced three paw steps from her confused pack, then fell again. Too...tired...can't...go...on... she panted. Akki gave off a slight snarl. Kyler sighed. Toorima! You shoulnd't be pushing yourself this hard! he said worried. Though we've only gone what, three centimeters over the bounderies? How the hell did we ever make it to Guardian Forests? Akki thought. Rhapsody, Kiba, carry me back. I can't walk any more. My limbs are numb, and my heart is tattered and my lungs- but she was cut short. Okay okay... Kiba sighed. Rhapsody and all the wolves frowned. No beach today. Ah well. As Rhapsody and Kiba set Toorima in her den, Akki howled for all the wolves. They answered, and came to her. Where the hell were they? Some hidden meadow? But no thoughts now. Akki maimed all the wolves, and left, happy. The day was done. Lazy Toorima failed the beach plan again. Oh well.

[Toorima]

XDDD Lazy Moe XD I can see Akki maiming everyone too..so true -nodnod-

[Kiba]

Here, I got another one xDDD :

-- Say the pups are older -cough cough- --

A dark hued femora sighed as the pups tugged at her ears and chased and bit eachother and her tail. Damnit... she snorted to herself. Suddenly, she had an idea! Pups! Guess what! she said. The pups all turned and said 'what?' at the same time. Maybe, Kiba and Rhapsody will take you to the beach! Yeay!!! The pups stood dumbfounded. Rhapsody spit out the meat he was chewing, and looked up to Toorima. Kiba choked on the water he was drinking. They both shouted WHAT?! at the same time. Toorima giggled. And you can tell me which one acts better as a father, and tell me, and we'll choose okay? So, whoever is best wins Alphen position! to this the pups agreed. Kiba and Rhapsody raced towards the pups, and skidded to a hualt. C'mon kids! This way! Rhapsody shouted. Here, let me carry you. Save your energy! Kiba offered. The two batteled. They trotted off towards the beach. They were gone. Toorima suddenly bursted out laughing. Pfft! Yeah right! Just makes me not have to take them the gazzilion miles! she laughed to herself. Suddenly, Akki pranced passed her. Your in a good mood?! she said. Akki laughed. Just got done maiming some wolves... she said happily. Oh...that explains alot... she muttered as she looked over to Kyler. So that's what happened to him and the other moaning and hurt wolves. Oh.

[Sinistra]

xD Alpha for $1,000! I'm good at making up random stuff, I do crazy comics all the time. x3

[Sinistra]

One day, when the sun looked like an orange, the Yamamori pack were laid out in the warm rays, sighing contentedly. A black femmora, who was perched on the largest rock, was wearing a pair of hotpants and sunglasses, with some red lipstick on those kissers. Yeah. Two males were laid beside her, and swooned whenever her back was turned. "Mistress Toorima!" the white male cooed, and the femme raised her sunglasses. "Mrrr?" she replied lazily, stretching luxuriously on her rock. Both of them shuddered with obvious excitement, and the ebony wolf fell off his perch. "Can we go somewhere today?" Toorima stared at him for a while, and shrugged, before sipping from a glass of champagne. "Yeah, but you guys are gonna carry me." The two mascus gulped, and cast nervous glances at each other. Another white female stalked up, grinning at them, her mouth also with red lipstick.... or was that blood? "Carry me, too, or I'll maim yer." Shuddering now, the two males edged forwards anxiously, and Toorima clambered onto Kiba's back, Akki on Rhapsody's. "Aieeee!" Rhapsody yelled as Akki's claws suddenly scraped along his back. "Sorry, love. New manicure, y'see." Wincing, he plodded after Kiba as fast as he could, sweat drenching his hide as Akki screamed, "Faster, you donkey!" Kiba, however, was looking quite content, and grinned as the panting male caught up. Toorima was apparently enjoying herself, absently dangling one paw over Kiba's side while still sipping from her champagne. The rest of the pack bounded up to meet them, and there were a few giggles as they observed the brutes staggering under the femmoras' weight. "Toorma!" A little pup shouted, and bounced onto Kiba's back behind the Alphena. It wiped the male's grin off his face, and swayed slightly before continuing. Rhapsody, on the other hand, had permanantly kept on a grim face, and Kiba turned, panting to him, "Having fun, Rhappie?" The dark wolf scowled in reply, and Akki kept screeching, "Fasterrr, FASTERRR! I'LL MAIM YOU, LITTLE DONKEY!" Just as they reached the boundary of the territory, Toorima suddenly flopped elegantly from Kiba's back, saying "Oh, I can't go any further. Do take me back, boys!" The males both raised an eyebrow, and Rhapsody deliberately leaned sideways so that Akki tumbled off. "YOU IGNORANT LITTLE WORM! I'LL MAIM YOU!" So while they were having a catfight, Kiba tried to reason with Toorima. "But Toorima, you've only been sat on my back. You haven't put a paw on the ground since we left." "Have too," Toorima whimpered, and pretended to faint. Through lowered eyelids, she could see Kiba picking her up, and starting the long, slow journey back to the Alpha dens. Behind them, the loud noises of the catfight continued.


xD What 'bout that?? Hehe.

[Toorima]

-laughing her ass off although supposed to be sneaky ‘cause at school-

GAWD these are great XDDDD

I luff ‘em <33

[Sinistra lazeh]

*cackles* x3

[Akki]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD luff the akki <3333

[Kiba ish Lazy]

xDDDD Yeah. Here, an Akki Moment:

The wolves stood trembling. [lightgreen]You Guardin' Forest Fools! How dare you touch me!!![/color] she snarled. In a flash, all the wolves were maimed. Toorima and the others hadn't even moved. Blue stood, and stared at Gerra. Akki! Yay!!! Rappie shouted. The fight is over! Kiba shouted gailey (MEANS HAPPYILY ><; ) Rhapsody smiled. Akki turned to Blue. Without any more words, blue fled back to his homelands. All the wolves started to laugh as Toorima pranced around with joy. Yey! I didn't have to do anything! Her lazy azz woulnd't of done anything anyways.

[Sinistra]

xD!!!

[Akki]

heres one:

Once there was a wolf named Kiba. He was white but Akki was white too. There was also Kyler, Toorima, Rhapsody, Akia, and Koani. Akki is pretty. Toorima is hott. Akia is loveheartwooyey:D. thought Kyler. Everyone hates me ;-; Kiba thought aloud. Shut the hell up Kiba >< growled Akki. Mrr... said Toorima. FWEEEEEE said Koani. ._.said Rhappie. ILOVEKYLER-licks- shouted Akia. But suddenly...Akki got mad[dundundun]! Mrr... Toorima mrred. AHH! KILL ME! yelled emoKiba. So Akki ran at him and mauled him to death. Then shared his remains with Terin and Rei. OHNOES IM SCARRED FOR LIFE!koani yelled. Then Akki got more pissed and maimed everyone. Only Rhapsody survived. cept koani because hes cute. Then Rhapsody killed blue and ate him and Akki got mad cuz Rhappie didnt share so she killed him and everyone in the pack. THE END.

i was bored :3